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ini dia:

The 80s was a lovely decade. Big hair, hiked-up socks, puffy sleeves, tight jeans, mullets. You can't beat that kind of quality. Well, you can't ... unless you look at what young men wear these days:

Blink 182 made an appearance on MTV's Total Request Live recently. The only reason I know this, is because I was sifting through wire photos and this monstrosity caught my eye. The first thing I noticed was Mr. Turtle, otherwise known as Travis Barker. In case you don't know the members of Blink 182 by heart (come on, get with the times), he's the guy with the neck longer than Central America.

If by chance one is born with an abnormally long neck, one does not accentuate it with tattoos. One hides it with turtle neck shirts or scarves, or if one is rich, one seeks a good plastic surgeon.

Not to say I don't like me some tattoos, on the contrary ... I have some of my own and will only get more with time (and the raises needed to fund my tattoos). But come on, be smart about it.

Then we have Mark Hoppus, or the guy who looks like he got a little jizz in his hair circa "There's Something About Mary." Someone should introduce him to a pair of scissors. Perhaps loosen up on the hair gel. Not to mention: Fur?!?! I'm not even going to address that one, man.

Stephen Colletti (center), who only rose to fame via super-horrible-bad reality show "Laguna Beach," DON'T SLOUCH. And seriously man, either zip it up, or unzip it. There's no halfsies here.

And to you Craig Fairbaugh, Mr. I'm-so-cool-I-have-my-hat-covering-my-left-eye: I hope you walk into a wall. That's what happens when people obstruct their own vision.

Admittedly, I can't say much about Shane Gallagher (far left). I think people who stretch out their ears like that are just waiting for some punk to come by and rip out the bottom half of their lobe. But otherwise, you look good, man.